Enjoy a collection of pawesome pottery-themed cat jokes!
Why did the cat become a potter? Because it wanted to create purr-fect pots!
What did the clay say to the potter? "I'm feeling a bit molded today!"
Why was the kiln always calm? Because it knew how to handle the heat!
Why did the potter's cat sit on the pottery wheel? It wanted to be a spin doctor!
What do you call a cat that makes pottery? A meow-ter!
Why did the cat join the pottery class? To get a paws-itive spin on life!
What did the pottery cat say when it broke a vase? "That was a cat-astrophe!"
Why don't cats play cards in the pottery studio? Too many cheetahs!
How does a cat make pottery? With its paw-some skills!
Why did the cat refuse to leave the kiln? It was too fired up!
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